Two Elderly Women Were Having A Late Lunch

Two Elderly Women Were Having A Late Lunch

Two elderly women were having a late lunch and a drink at a local pub one afternoon when Ethel noticed something funny about Mable’s ear and said,

“Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”

Mable answered,

"I have... A suppository?" She exclaimed, pulling it out and scrutinizing it.
Then she remarked,
"Ethel, I'm relieved you spotted this object. Now I think I know where my hearing aid went."
– A Housewife's Daytime Tryst –
Amid the day, a housewife finds solace in a lover's embrace while her husband is away at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son hides within the closet, bearing witness to the affair. An unexpected return of the husband leads to the hurried concealment of the lover in the closet.

Now the boy finds himself in peculiar company.
Boy: "It's dark in here."
Man: "Indeed it is."
Boy: "I've got a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Care to buy it?"
Man: "No, thank you."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "Alright, how much?"
Boy: "£250."

In the subsequent weeks, a similar situation arises where the boy and his mother's lover share the confines of the closet once more.
Boy: "It's dark in here."
Man: "Yes, indeed."
Boy: "I've got a baseball glove."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Interested in buying it?"
Man: "No, thank you."
Boy: "I'll tell."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "£750."
Man: "Agreed."

A few days later, the father addresses the boy,
"Grab your glove. Let's head outside and play catch with the baseball!"
The boy responds, "I can't. I sold them."
Curious, the father inquires, "For how much did you sell them?"
The son reveals, "£1,000."
The father chastises, "It's not right to overcharge your friends like that. That's significantly more than the value of those items. We're going to church, and you'll confess."
Arriving at the church, the father informs the priest, placing the young boy in the confessional and closing the door.
The boy starts, "It's dark in here."
The priest sternly retorts, "Don't start that nonsense again!"


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