A wife found herself in bed with her lover when she detected the sound of her husband's key turning in the door lock.
"Stay right where you are," she whispered urgently, "He's so intoxicated, he won't even realize you're here with me."
Her husband stumbled into the room and clumsily collapsed onto the bed. However, within a few moments, his alcohol-induced fog lifted just enough for him to notice an unusual sight – six feet protruding from the foot of the bed.
Turning to his wife, he mumbled, "Hold on a second, there are six feet in this bed. We're only supposed to have four. What's happening?"
With a calm yet measured response, the wife replied, "You must be too tipsy, darling. Your counting is off."
She gestured toward a different spot in the room. "Why don't you step out of bed and give it another try? The view might be clearer from over there."
Accepting the suggestion, the husband clambered out of bed and commenced his recount.
"One, two, three, four," he muttered. "Well, I'll be damned, you're absolutely right."
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